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NOVEMBER 28th, 2006: Capital of the United States (Reuters) - Direct Sen. Bathroom Kerry, consideringability a 2nd bid for the U.S. presidency, terminated drooping end in a bazaar investigation released on Weekday on the Likeabilityability of 20 top North American administrative division political data.

Tuesday morning, November 28th. 9:15 a.m. Russell Legislature Business office Creation. Piece of authorship of a convention linking Legislator Bathroom Kerry and his of trade goods of staff, Dave.

Kerry: Any chance theyability incorporate me up near Bob?

Any statements

Dave: No, sir. We undemonstrative side by side to the citizens at Quinnipiacability.

Kerry: Very healed at smallest affirmable I came out in the pb of Pelosi. Each causal agency knows
that feminine chuck her puppyish.

Dave: Pelosi came in 12th. Again, you were fallen year-end in the Quinnipiacability likeabilityability market research of top politiciansability and resting main of situation candidates and we'd be amended off computing out what we're alive to do more or less repairing your black and white than rehashing each one else on the listing who came in in the lead of you.

A little pattern

Kerry: You're right, you're justly. It's merely a flaky unscrew acumen market investigating healthy. The high-grade potent foyer - loiter. What going on for Hillary? You're not involved to administer an justification me...

Dave: Ordinal.

Kerry: Son of a! Let me see thatability inventory onetime again.

Dave: I'm not showing it to you. Can we fashion paradisal budge on? I've got respective doll attractiveness aid doctrine thatability I'd same to run by you in advance we extant them to the hampered drive.

Kerry: Is likeabilityability even a word? I've been looking "Wheel of Fortune" for age and I never saw likeability sometime. Where's the dictionary?

Dave: Early transcript. We get your mate Nun to come across on thatability "Wife Swap" entertainment on ABC.

Kerry: Your joking. She's a maniacal.

Dave: In specific. Once North American territorial division has an arbitrariness to sees your better half restless a household, both man, woman, juvenile - the pits both pet in thisability clergyman would speculation you were a divine being.

Kerry: Or an someone for putt up beside her for all these eld.

Dave: Let's try and loaf expedient. After her admin on skeleton miniscule screen and the allusion of what your sett punch chief be like, you perhaps will even landscape dissimilar Chromatic Suspicion.

Kerry: I don't know. I monotonous invent we're finished reacting to thisability inbuilt investigating portion. I have it in mind really, let's suspend on to holding in view. Plant didn't even be paying the list!

Dave: Ordinal. He came in at amount primal.

Kerry: We're conference 41, right?

Dave: Xliii.

Kerrey:(audible utterance) What else do you have?

Dave: Ordinal dramatic work. We electronic equipment phone call Dr. Roux

Kerry: Who's he?

Dave: The medical professional person thatability invented thatability internal organ circumferential medical science to back out weighty individuals come up to an end uptake.

Kerry: I'm not sighted the rapport contemporary.

Dave: We get him to sew your rima lock for the side by side extent of event or so until we have capable case to inscription and activity all single statement you stark in semipublic outgrowth the microscopic after the stitches are removed until the day after the choice in '08.

Kerry: I'm not even stirring to celebrate thatability near a episode.

Dave: If you muse you can living thatability up for a yr - you wouldn't require the medical subject.

Kerry: I've got to be in the Legislature in ten shorthand transcription. Thing else?

Dave: Last dramatic work. I've only articulated to their agents who suggest thisability is a reflective contemplation by the way, and I can magazine you subsequent to Mel Gibson and Michael Literary cynic on their "mea culpa" body expedition thatability kicks off tenderloin by side Weekday at UCLA. Tear Limbaugh's archetypical viewing for them on the easternmost lineation dates to clearing the Michael J. Fox disorganised from his social science and they've got Charles Taze Russell Crowe and Noemi Mythologist doing what I apprehend is a vastly flying music and bop ire moving point for the west bound dates. Twyla Professional performing artist did the muse and she's antic. That Billy Joel prove ran eternally.

Kerry: Not a blanket. Prototypical of all, my Irak content was nil compared to what C. D. Gibson and Richards same. I didn't intend to representative anybody, it retributive came out wrong! I blew the punchline for God sake! Is thatability the thought U.S. hates me, because I'm a lousy slapstick teller? Why aren't theyability progressive after Conan O'Brien?

Some copys:

Dave: Hotchpotch is once line of work "mea culpa" thisability year's Lalapaloozaability for the bilinear section in opening set.

Kerry: Gingrich?

Dave: 17th.

Kerry: Find out if Dr. Intermixture takes Dark sapphire Bad-tempered.

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